Rules:
1. Pick 16 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb.com and find a quote from each
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. But Sidney's more than a mere bass player. He's a fabulous disaster. He's a symbol, a metaphor, he embodies the dementia of a nihilistic generation. He's a fuckin' star

2. (Character 1): Yeah. Check the probate. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water
 (Character 2): Not prostate you idiot, PROBATE!

3. Ladies and gentlemen, do you like the pelt? Be honest, because some bitch stopped me on the way in. "What poor and unfortunate creature had to die for you to wear that?" "My Aunt Trudy" I replied. 

4. [Answering the phone] Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again.

5. Sorry I is late, bu there was a documentry on about monkeys.

6. Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - but it's better if you do.

7. I meet two underage Italian girls who I try to talk into fucking each other while I jack off onto them. I end up buying them some ice cream instead

8. And tonight something equally epoch-making is taking place. See? They're applauding the DJ. Not the music, not the musician, not the creator, but the medium. This is it. The birth of rave culture. The beatification of the beat. The dance age. This is the moment when even the white man starts dancing. Welcome to Manchester.

9. Problem was, he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total fuckin' psycho". 

10. I wish I knew how to quit you.

11. If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.

12. Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono.

13. What are you trying to do to that poor girl, putting on a millionaire act? And, where did you get that phony accent? Nobody "talks loike thet"! 

14. Married? You got married? You mean you've been doing it like the pigeons!

15. Don't touch me, or I'll seriously kill your face, it's so hardcore.

16. Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you.